"Mom, [boy on the bus] asked me what the fox says. I told him they yip. He said no, they sing some ring a ding song. I said no they don't, that's bells, foxes yip. I don't know where he's getting his creature facts, but that was very wrong."
In completely unrelated news, I have pneumonia. And codeine. I don't like the pneumonia and am undecided on the codeine.