I, Claudius icons-in-the-making

I am attempting to make icons.  I honestly don't think I can continue to exist without Livia and Caligula icons.  I got the pictures I want, and I know the Caligula one will say "People really are dispicable".

I have a great picture of Sian Phillips as Livia, but I'm not sure on text. "Don't touch the figs" perhaps? Or "This convesation is becoming ridiculous"?