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Holy shit, yunz guys...I'm going to have a baby in about two months!!

Why is this always such a surprise? I chug along being pregnant for 7 or 8 months, and then it's like reality smacks me upside the head. Pregnancy generally leads to a baby! As in a tiny human being separate from myself.

And we're not even going to talk about how that little person is supposed to arrive! I mean, really. How inelegant.