Nature Katrinaisms

[colliemommie]

See if you can translate. Hint: once these are in English they are factually true.

"Raccoons are not turtles." (Factual even in Katrina-speak, but that's not the point.)

"Tamsin pebbles eat bow and arrows."

"Hero monsters aren't pretend! They live under the boy's porch."

ETA:

"Raccoon are not turtles. That means they are active at night." :-)

Tasmanian devils eat bone marrow.

Gilda monsters aren't pretend!