Open letter

[colliemommie]

Dear Speach Center of my Brain:

I know you're tired. Not being able to get more than an hour of sleep at a time is rough, and no one expects normal levels of performance right now.

But please stop telling people I have syphilis. I have shingles. Shingles.

Thank you. 

Comments

[17catherines.livejournal.com]

... a small, but important, difference...

[duckduckcaboose.livejournal.com]

WELL! There's the bright side! You most certainly DO NOT have syphilis.

And it's the Speech Center. ;-)

At least you're feeling well enough to be funny!

[colliemommie.livejournal.com]

Oh crap. My next letter will have to be to the part of my brain responsible for hand/eye coordination. I missed that typo entirely!