Home again, home again, jiggity jig

[colliemommie]

Though the pig appears to have been here in my absence. The dirty dishes and laundry I can deal with...but why are there 2 moldy bananas under the end table? They are actually fuzzy-looking. And me without my HAZMAT gear.

I'm trying to have a sense of humor about this, but I'm too confused. I keep trying to come up with a scenario that makes sense, but I can't. It's not like he thought about having a snack and then fell asleep on the couch or something...there's 2 of them, and they're nowhere near the couch he likes to lay on.

And the whole house smells like banana now, at least to my Pregnancy-Powered Super Smeller. I hate bananas at the best of times.

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[duckduckcaboose.livejournal.com]

And I thought I was the only one that hated bananas! The smell is awful, isn't it? Starbucks has two new banana drinks and the last time I was in the girls working were like "They're delicious! Try both! The samples are free!" and I was like "No thanks" and they were like "But they're free!" which I know is a foreign concept at Starbucks, but I finally had to say "I freakin' HATE bananas, okay?"