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colliemommie ([personal profile] colliemommie) wrote2013-09-08 08:33 pm

Nature Katrinaisms

See if you can translate. Hint: once these are in English they are factually true.

"Raccoons are not turtles." (Factual even in Katrina-speak, but that's not the point.)

"Tamsin pebbles eat bow and arrows."

"Hero monsters aren't pretend! They live under the boy's porch."


ETA:

"Raccoon are not turtles. That means they are active at night." :-)

Tasmanian devils eat bone marrow.

Gilda monsters aren't pretend!


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