Nature Katrinaisms

[colliemommie]

See if you can translate. Hint: once these are in English they are factually true.

"Raccoons are not turtles." (Factual even in Katrina-speak, but that's not the point.)

"Tamsin pebbles eat bow and arrows."

"Hero monsters aren't pretend! They live under the boy's porch."

ETA:

"Raccoon are not turtles. That means they are active at night." :-)

Tasmanian devils eat bone marrow.

Gilda monsters aren't pretend!

Comments

[noodledays.livejournal.com]

racoons are not squirrels?

tasmanian devils eat something sparrows??

and the last has me completely stumped. ;o

[colliemommie.livejournal.com]

You got the Tasmanian devils.

And you are correct that raccoons are not squirrels, but that's not what Katrina meant...

[stoutfellow.livejournal.com]

Could those be Gila monsters?

[colliemommie.livejournal.com]

You are correct, sir!
Give that man an Internet!